DAY 013 / 365

Giving a fuck less about what I’m supposed to be.

One creator. Three loudmouths. Daily animated comedy made from the parts of a person that refuse to agree with each other.

W8STEDAZE · shut up and take it
“At peace
in the chaos.”

W8STEDAZE isn’t arriving with a finished plan. It’s a place to experiment in public—to make something, learn from it, and make the next thing better.

Animation, music, art, a game, a book: years of creating are all part of the raw material. The 365-day series is the daily commitment to keep going and find out what this can become.

01 / THE CAST

Same head.
Different problems.

They don’t give advice. They argue, interrupt, call out the excuses, and sometimes accidentally tell the truth.

Lester in a purple pinstripe suit pointing toward the viewer

Lester Fucking Grim

The hustler. Delivers warnings, never advice—and can sell anything with a straight face.

Mini-Me, a tiny cowboy with crossed arms

Mini-Me

Dry, unbothered, and irritatingly right more often than anybody wants to admit.

Baby in a black beanie, arms crossed, covered in tattoos

Baby

Pure childish outrage with no volume control and absolutely no patience left.

02 / TODAY’S ARGUMENT

Work on
ourselves.

Day 013 · Wednesday, October 14, 2026

Mini-MeChris, we need to work on ourselves!
Big MeMotherfucker, I AM myself! That’s the whole fucking problem!
BabyWAAAAH! THIS DUMBASS CAN’T EVEN ESCAPE HIMSELF!
Big MeI SWEAR TO GOD, I’M GONNA LOSE MY MIND!
Mini-MeYOU’RE TALKING TO YOURSELF!
BabyAND STILL LOSING THE ARGUMENT!
LesterPUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT! THE SUBJECT HAS OFFICIALLY BECOME HIS OWN BAD INFLUENCE!
Big MeFUCK ALL OF YOU. I’M GOING FOR A WALK.
BabyTAKE US WITH YOU, DUMBASS! WE LIVE IN YOUR HEAD!
03 / PRESS PLAY

Enter the mess.

A countdown. A portal. One warning that you’re about to enter the W8STEDAZE dimension.

W8STEDAZE
Neon brain teaser asking: The baby had 6 eggs. He broke 2, cooked 2, and ate 2. How many eggs are left?
04 / DAILY PUZZLE

Think you know it?

The baby had 6 eggs. He broke 2, cooked 2, and ate 2. How many eggs are left?

4 eggs.The same two eggs were broken, cooked, and eaten. Four were untouched.

The days weren’t wasted.
They made the creator.

W8STEDAZE · shut up and take it
THE MAN BEHIND W8STEDAZE

About Chris

Winged skeleton in meditation above the W8STEDAZE name

My name is Chris. I'm a creator, a storyteller, an artist, a musician, and a man who's lived enough life to know that not every chapter comes with a happy ending.

I've had my share of battles, bad decisions, hard lessons, losses, and days when just getting through the day was the accomplishment. But somewhere along the way, I figured out something important: your past can be part of your story without getting to write the ending.

W8STEDAZE was born from that idea.

It's where I take the things that live inside my head and bring them into the world. Music that says what I can't always explain. Art that puts feelings into colors and lines. Animation and comedy that let the different sides of me argue it out in public.

Baby, Mini-Me, Lester, and Big Me might look like different characters, but they're all pieces of the same man. The inner child, the voice of reason, the bullshit detector, and the guy trying to hold the whole damn operation together.

Sometimes it's funny. Sometimes it's uncomfortable. Sometimes there's a little truth hiding underneath a whole lot of profanity.

That's life. Mine, anyway.

I'm not here pretending to have everything figured out. I'm here to create, experiment, learn, and keep moving. I'm building W8STEDAZE one day, one song, one piece of art, and one ridiculous argument with myself at a time.

The goal is bigger than a website. I want to build something original, something people can connect with, laugh at, wear, listen to, and maybe recognize a little bit of themselves in.

Because I believe you can take the shit life hands you and still make something meaningful out of it.

I'm not interested in pretending to be somebody I'm not. I've spent enough time in life trying to survive. Now I'm focused on creating something that's mine.

This is my voice. My art. My music. My story.

This is W8STEDAZE.

SHUT UP AND TAKE IT.